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"Be my valentine you fucking douche bag!!! love, Alisa :)"

"yes, they are elves" said Legolas; "and they say that they can shoot you in the dark."

" I still can't get used to the fact that anybody would care about anything I had to say, and it's only a result of being in this or that movie that I'll be sitting their doing an interview." Viggo 1999

" 'we have these digs at each other' explains Orlando Bloom with a laugh,' Viggo will go on about elves and how they are always doing their nails and brushing their long blonde hair and being all prissy. and i just say: well atleast i'm going to live forever! GOT THAT? live forever!'"

"Vig used to call me "elf boy" and i'd call him "filthy human". as an elf, i never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. and vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. and he'd say to me,' oh go manicure your nails'"

Any fool can know. The point is to understand.
~Albert Einstein

Seven Sins of Life:

Politics without principle.
Commerce without morality.
Wealth without work.
Education without character.
Science without humanity.
Pleasure without conscience.
Worship without sacrifice.
~Mahatma Gandhi

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.
~Abraham Lincoln

My vagina's depressed!- Charlotte (sex & the city)

"i will shock u so bad ur tounge will turn black" - Dale from A Life as a House.

" I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and I'll be more a woman than you'll ever get..."

- Mr. Hutchie ( The greatest math teacher ever... that is extreamly tall and gay...)

there comes a time when you look in the mirror and you realize that what you see is all you'll ever be. then you accept it...or you kill yourself. or you stop looking into mirrors

"happily ever after" made more sense when we lived to be forty

- Rebe

While looking right at meeh, one of my good friends mothers said this to everyone, but was basically just to meeh:

"if u fuck with my house, i will shoot you"

Scary huh? I thought so....

"i was told once 'these will be the best years of your life' u know what i said? 'if these are the best years...damn, we're fucked"

- Da Bailey

"so you'll put down your rock, and i'll put down my sword, and we'll both try to kill eachother like civilized people?"

- Westley aka the Dread Pirate Roberts from 'Princess Bride'

Timmy: Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
Meeh: what?
Timmy: ::wink::

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
      he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
      because that was the name of his dog
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
      and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
      and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
      took all the kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
      with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
      Valentine signed with a row of X's
      and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at night
And was always there to do it

Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
      he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"
      because that was the name of the season
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
      and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
      because of its new paint
And the kids told him
      that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
      with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
      when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
      his mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
      when he cried for him to do it.

Once on a paper torn from his notebook
      he wrote a poem
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
      because that was the question about his girl
And that's what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A
      and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
      because he never showed it to her
That was the year that Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
      of the Apostle's Creed went
And he caught his sister
      making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
      or even talked
And the girl around the corner
      wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
      but he kissed her anyway
      because that was the thing to do
And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed
      his father snoring soundly

That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
      he tried another poem
And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
Because that's what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
      because this time he didn't think
      he could reach the kitchen.
                                          -- from "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" curtesy of Rebe