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What is my REAL name: Sarah AKA Fire Crotch
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Abraham Kool
Taxi Driver Name: Tzma©h Miller
Elven Name: Alassė Arnatuilė
Hobbit Name: Prisca Bulge of Great Smials
Smurf Name: Meshugana Smurf
Metal name is Penny Gramm
Pagan Name: Erin Firestorm Gwydion
Reggae Name: Irie Shabba
Mob Name: Twinkle Toes
pirate name is:Iron Prudentilla Roberts
Indian Name: Isabelle Winged Banana
Lesbian Name: Lavender LightMare
Chinese Name: Bai Sharong
Fairy Name: Feather Goblinfilter
Porn Star Name: Dawn Peniston
Mormon Name: D'Shara Blakely
Hawaiian Name: Kala Pakalei
Insulting Name: Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Beardlady
Gansta Name: Old Dirty Monkey Hunta
Endearing pet name: Wrinkle Nooks
Hip-Hop Name: Missy Nasty Dogg Z
Other Porn Name: Ginger Kleevage
Pilgrim Name: Patience Jameson
Viking name is: Snotra the Red
My Heroes: Bam Magera, Johnny Knoville, Leslie Goldreyer, Lindesy Beard, my mom, and Micky Mouse
Eyes: randomly changes.. usually hazel, gold, gree, or teal
Height: 5'9 - 5'11 sumwhere in there...
Hair: Burgendy (fuck u rebe, i can dye my hair whatever color i want)
Siblings: Ernie, Liz, and Jenna
Do u like to sing in the shower? shure....
Do u like to sing in the toilet? um... i dont think so...
Birthday: 2/13/88
Sign: Aquarius
Address: 420 fuckoff drive
Sex: undetermined
Righty or lefty: both
What do you want in a relationship most? the ablity to get along w/ eachother
Have you ever cheated? yup, and i dont regret it either
Martial status: single
Do you have a car? yup, i gotsa a BMW... like a 1987 tho.. but still, it's a BMW
What kinda car do you have/want? 1965 Black Convertible Mustang w/ flames
Movie: LOTR
Song: *lollypop porn bitch* by CxT
TV Show: Ren and Stimpy or DBZ
Actor: Viggo Mortensen
Actress: Angelina Jolie
Food: i dont have one.. so suck my dick
Number: 22
Letter: sdkjsdnclkasndoiwjdfopjnsafmsdnvgsoueporitpoew
Cartoon: Invader ZIM!!!
Disney: Beauty and the Beast
Colour: oxblood red, black, yellow
LOVE LIFE ETC
Do you plan on having children: fuck no.. but i'm gonna have nikki's kid
Do you want to get married: no
How old do you wanna be when you have your first child: um... DO U FUCKING LISTEN TO MEEH!!! I'M NOT HAVING KIDS FUCKHEAD!!!! christ...
How old do you wanna be when your married: godamnit..just... just fuck off..
Would you have kids before marriage: GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT!!!! NO!!!!!!!
EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
Music/TV: music
Guys/Girls: girls
Green/Blue: blue
Pink/Purple: purple
Night/Day:night
Hangin Out/Chillin: isnt that the same thing....
Dopey/Funny: dopey
What skool do u go to? BHS
Have you ever taken drugs? lmao.... do u know who i am?!
How far would you go on a first date? depends on who is it...
Most blonde person: you cuz u dont listen!!! you fucking email piece of shit!!
Best person: there are none... everyone is a piece of shit.. EVERYONE!!!
Most mature: i dont fucking know... no one.. i live w/ children, all of them, children...
Best personality: no one
Best all around person(/s): no one
Which 5 people do you trust? jen and leslie....
Wat do you think of soul mates? i dont think
Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf? no
What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?: my life and how pathetic it is
What's something about guys/girls you don't get: how the sexes just cant figure eachother out period... there are always going to be questions that have no answers
Are you happy? DO I SOUND HAPPY YOU FUCKFACE?!?!?! I'M FUCKIGN DEPRESSED AS HELL AND I HAVE NO FUTURE!! I'M DYING AT 22!!!!
What's an object you can't live without? my life
Love or lust: lust, love betrays me constantly so fuck love
Silver or gold: silver
Diamond or pearl: pearl, diamonds are shit
Sunset or sunrise: neither... i like the dark..... i hate light
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: once or twice
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: yup... they are my only friends
Do you have any piercings: my left ear... thats it.. but i'm piercing the shit out of myself when i get my piercing gun... bwahahahaha!
What are the last four digits of your phone number? 5542
Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? there will be no honeymoon...... i'm not getting married..... ass!
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: hair.. if they have shit hair.. get the fuck out!
Favourite sport: does getting high count as a sport?
What makes you happy: the idea that i will soon die
What's the next c.d/s you're gonna get? i dont know.. i'll know when i buy it..
Do u wear contacts or glasses? glasses.. i'm getting contacts w/ stars in them
What's the best advice given to you?: never trust anyone
Have u ever won any special awards? yea.... stoopid history teacher....
What are your future goals? dying
Worst sickness u ever had???: love sickness
hugs or kisses: neither
What song seems to reflect you the most?: Black Cloud by Crazy Town (CxT)
Do u have any enemies? the whole world is my enemy
What is your greatest fear: never dying
Would you rather be rich or famous? neither
What time is it in Albania now? 12:23 AM
do you believe In love?: yup...
Have you met santa? yea... he had a boner
If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign and asked you to use your phone, what would u do? : i'd shoot him in the fucking head and declare war w/ aliens and then shoot myself cuz i just killed ET...
do u have any pets? i call them food but, whatever floats ur boat
your email address? i have to may to count... but this is my fave : starchildmagick@aol.com
Last time you were depressed: every moment of everyday of every year until tim runs out
**I hope I didnt offend anyone w/ this.. and if i did.... FUCK YOU!!!!**
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